CHIBATRON

The guy on the right, government name Mark Gonzales seen here makin fun of mike vallely with natas. Gonz is an OG skater and pretty much the man responsible for making street skating what it is today.

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Ophelia Does Nay Give Advice…
Now, my latest post is something that I’ve been questioning for some time now. And that is: who qualifies to give advice? Possibly what prompted my latest angry inquisition came from something as facile as the post-love generation, 50s-something, gray-haired Starbucks barista. Going in for my daily dose of a Grande-non [...]

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All that is PC and Microsoft is evil! Proof of this can be seen in the latest version of Microsoft Word. When one types the name of our president, ‘Obama’, Microsoft Word spell checks and proposes the ‘correct’ spelling, ‘Osama’. Try it! It’s real, just go into Word, type ‘Obama’, and the red jagged line [...]

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Todays pet of the day is samba lima. Samba is a relaxed and loving chubby lil girl. She is very funny and has a great attitude. If compared to a famous movie star she would be Chris Farley. Some of her favorite activities include walking around her jungle, relaxin on her favorite pool lounge chair, [...]

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As one of our contributors was walking down the street in Turkey last summer, a crazy bum was selling a white tiger cub at a measly $100 USD. First off, why would a bum on the streets of Turkey be selling a tiger for this cheap? Maybe because it was one of the [...]

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Jade Chapman, line drawing/tattoo artist killa brought this dope piece to us a little while ago and we never really put it up. She’s got the true OG skill and the gangta steeze! Do yo damn thing Jade!

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Todays pet of the day is Captain king. he is a bunny rabbit and he is actually a pretty bad pet. Whenever let loose from his stinky cage he runs around the house and cant be found for hours, in addition to leaving fresh little bunny turds everywhere. But he is pretty cute

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As we promised to present… A dear friend, Tracy Anderson has managed to capture one of the most popular videos at the moment.  It was documented at this years Coachella of a fat man striped down from his Wizard suit getting tased by a gang of angry police officers.  
WARNING, THIS VIDEO IS EXPLICIT CLICK [...]

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Todays pet of the day is Balls Feinblatt. This cute little guy has an insatiable appetite for fun and games. Some of his favorite games include nibbling on bottle caps and climbing up the sides of his cage like a lil crazy boy.

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There are possibly no words that can be expressed when experiencing Coachella…  Three days of non stop music while walking around in one hundred degree plus weather couldn’t be more fun.  Although some of the main acts were possibly catered to forty year old moms this year, it couldn’t of been better.  Stay tuned for more coverage of a [...]

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