CHIBATRON

As one of our contributors was walking down the street in Turkey last summer, a crazy bum was selling a white tiger cub at a measly $100 USD. First off, why would a bum on the streets of Turkey be selling a tiger for this cheap? Maybe because it was one of the worlds only deformed challenged white tigers named constantine. No one would want this little guy so he decided to purchase the cub and get it imported back to America. Once he raised the little deformed white tiger as a cub in his house for a full six months, authorities soon found out. He was forced to sell constantine to a zoo in africa for research. Constantine was not harmed in Africa but is now being safely kept in a white tiger habitat somewhere in Ethiopia… Here is a picture one of the habitat employees sent two months ago, apparently constantine is doing better than ever.