CHIBATRON

Pornography is a peculiar form of art, peculiar in the sense that the ignorant generally do not enjoy art, do not understand art, and do not see the point in art. Porn, however, is universal. Every man, from the hillbillies that roam the cornfields to the big business moguls in New York enjoy the beauty of the art of pornography. Of course, like every art, there are differing tastes in the art of porno. In paintings, as some enjoy expressionism and others impressionism, in pornography, some men prefer fetish and others ‘plain ole’ borin sex’. I, personally, over my many youthful years of porntron exploration have come to favor the art by the infamous pornstar, Navid. Seeming to always attract the most appealing women in a plethora of exciting environments, quite simply, NAVID IS THE FUCKING MAN. You can therefore see how my admiration for him was augmented and my excitement was uncontrollable when i discovered that my roommate, in a psychiatric hospital that i inhabited for a period of time, was HIS VERY OWN FUCKING COUSIN. THE ILLEST PORNSTAR EVER WAS THE COUSIN OF MY ROOMMATE IN A PSYCHIATRIC WARD!

NAVID HIMSELF